Tune & Joke Answers
21 Dec 2009 Leave a Comment
in Christmas, Midlife Tags: Christmas, jokes, tunes
When I wrote the last post on December 16th I fully intended to post the answers the following day. But, life interrupted. And that’s just how life is…
Here are the answers – better late than never!
Name that tune:
1/ Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
Jingle Bell Rock
2/ The apartment of two psychiatrists 
The Nutcracker Suite
3/ We are King, Lear and Nat Cole of China
We Three Kings of Orient Are
4/ Far off in a hay bin
Away in a Manger
Jokes:
A/ What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
B/ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
C/ What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
D/ Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
I can hear the groans….especially from my children!
Let’s journey together.
© Denise Budd Rumble 2009
Kim, you're right! Silent Night.
16 Dec 2009 2 Comments
in Christmas, Midlife Tags: Christmas, jokes
CONGRATULATIONS Kimberley! You’re right! The answer is “Silent Night.”
Here are a few more Christmas tunes: 
1/ Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
2/ The apartment of two psychiatrists
3/ We are King, Lear and Nat Cole of China
4/ Far off in a hay bin
(Feel free to leave your answer(s) in the comments.)
How are you at jokes? I hate to admit it, but I’m terrible. Oh, I’m good at telling them; I just can’t remember them! Sometimes I can remember the first half, but forget the last half – yes, the punch-line. Not good.
If you need some help in that area this Christmas, or maybe you’re looking for something to talk about with that aunt, cousin, nephew, you only see once a year, look no further! Okay, maybe just continue looking down this page….
A/ What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
B/ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
C/ What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
D/ Why does Santa have three gardens?
Sit down, close your eyes, and let this Christmas music take you back to your childhood… What? Oh yeah, there I go again, forgetting the punch-line. Drop by tomorrow and I’ll have them for you. “All I want for Christmas is the mind that I misplaced…”
Let’s journey together.
© Denise Budd Rumble 2009
